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Yep, its International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Aaaarrrrr!

For those of ye, who know not how, here is a little lesson in verbal piratitude:



Now when ye've mastered the speech, tis time for a little pirate singing:



And then, its time for a little pirate humour:
Q. Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
A.Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!

Q.What do pirates wear in the winter?
A. Long Johns!

Q.What did pirates do,when they noticed that their skin was rough?
A. They blamed the corsair.Harrrrr

And finally, landlubbers, THE pirate joke.
QUESTION: WHY ARE PIRATES CALLED PIRATES?
RESPONSE: I DON'T KNOW,WHY ARE PIRATES CALLED PIRATES?
ANSWER: BECAUSE THEY AAARRRRRE!!!!!